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  1.                                   
  2.                                  /\ 
  3.                                 /  \
  4.                                /by: \
  5.                               /Blood \
  6.                              / Sucker \
  7.                             / Subject: \
  8.                            /A new Weapon\
  9.                           /______________\
  10.                                 |  |
  11.                                 |__|
  12.  
  13.      First Off I'd Like To Wish You All Readers A Merry Xmas!
  14.  
  15.      I Don't Know If It's Cold Out There But In Quebec It's Freezing w/
  16. A Lot Of Snow... Yukk! Anyway As I Told You Some Issues Ago , I'll Write
  17. About A New Weapon Wich I've Called: "The ADA Blower". Why? Because Me & My
  18. Friends Are Called The Ada Gang! So Use It Carefully 'Cauz It Really 
  19. Represent My Gang... We're Killers:). No Seriously You Can Really Kill
  20. Someone With This Kind Of Ninja Weapon...
  21.  
  22.      Here's A List Of What You'll Need To Build The ADA Blower:
  23.          ____________________________________________________
  24.         |       What?              Where Shall You Find It?  |
  25.         |----------------------------------------------------|
  26.         | A Piece Of Paper         Everywhere?               |
  27.         | Needles                  In Your House...          |                       
  28.         | Bic(tm)Pen               Pencilcase Maybe...       |
  29.         | Accuracy                 In Your Blow:)            |
  30.         |____________________________________________________|
  31.  
  32.  
  33.  
  34.    The 1st Stage Is To Build Your Blower. To Do So, You Must Take Your Bic Pen
  35. And Unpack It... Pic #1  All The Bic Pen Parts:
  36.  
  37.          1-   ------------------>  (The Plume w/ Ink)
  38.                 _______________
  39.          2-   ()_______________()  (The Tube In Wich The Plume Is Stuffed)
  40.                 
  41.          3-   ()=                  (The Little Shit At The End Of The Pen)
  42.  
  43.  
  44.    Now, Keep The 2nd Part (The Tube) And Trash The Other Thingie. 
  45.  
  46.    
  47.    Stage 2 : Wrap A Little Piece Of Papaer Out Of A Shit ... oupps "sheet":)
  48. The Piece Should Be Of 'Bout 1 inch large... Like On The PIC. Below:
  49.  
  50.                    Pic 2: The "Shit" Of Paper
  51.                       ___________________
  52.                      |              |    |
  53.                      |o             |    |
  54.                      |              |    |
  55.                      |o             |    |
  56.                      |              |    |
  57.                      |o             |    |
  58.                      |______________|____|
  59.                         |              |
  60.      What You Trash <===|              |===> What You Keep
  61.  
  62.  
  63.      That Is The Hardest Part:) 
  64.  
  65.  
  66.    Okay Now The 3rd Stage Is To Make A Kind Of Cone w/ The Piece Of Paper
  67. you've just kept... It Must Be Big/Small Enough To Penetrate In The 1st Stage
  68. Tube....This Stage Is Your Ammos...To Help The Cone Keep Its Shape , Lick        
  69. It So Your Grossy Yukky Saliva Will Stick To The Cone... You Can Also Use
  70. Glue But N'way
  71.  
  72.                          Pic 3: Dart
  73.                         
  74.  
  75.                               /\
  76.                              /  \
  77.                             /____\
  78.                             \____/
  79.                    
  80.  
  81.     Your're Almost Finished Here's The Needle Part:
  82.  
  83. Take A Needle And Put It In The 'Lil Ammo You've Just Made So That It Will
  84. Just Bypass The Cone A Bit... Like Pic IV:
  85.  
  86.                          Pic 4 : The Needle
  87.                               
  88.                               |   <------needle
  89.                               |
  90.                              / \
  91.                             /   \
  92.                            /_____\
  93.                            \_____/
  94.  
  95.  
  96.    Last Part: Put Your Ammo In The Ada Tube And Blow In It So That The Ammo
  97. Will Go About 10 Meters Away ... Fun In Classroom!:)
  98.  
  99. P.S.: You Can Always Remove The Needle So That It Won't Be Dangerous Anymore.
  100.  
  101.  
  102.  Again, Merry Xmas
  103.        
  104.        /\                l8a  m8s
  105.       //\\               The Master:) :
  106.      ///\\\              Blood Sucker
  107.     ////\\\\             For The Journal That Rulez Over Da World: DNA!
  108.    /////\\\\\
  109.   //////\\\\\\           Oh Yeah : All Of You Irc'ers  /join #dna To Speak
  110.  ///////\\\\\\\          W/ Us And Trade Opinions On Contreversal Subjects
  111.       |__|               Or Just Suggestions , Greetz...
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